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httpluto:

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person)
me: they hate me


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just realised in the last year ive gone from living unhappily with a friend in a rented house to buying my own home getting a boyfriend that adores me and now im having both his babies lol


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been a busy old week tbh, its not everyday you find out you’re nearly 5 months pregnant with twins 🤰🏻v excited thoooo 💖💖


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phdbitch:

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger.
It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.


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golfgalaxy:

don’t make fun of me i’ll die


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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

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africanaquarian:

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing


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thexfiles:

Anxiety: look out
me: for what
Anxiety: look out


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fedorathexplorer:

why are burns and smithers on the ceiling


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beachhouseteendream:

wow it must be so nice to b skinny. U wear some stupid shit . everyone: #looks


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jons:

No offense but when will a nice boy with a pretty smile and good arms carry me away from this bullshit


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invaderxan:

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Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)


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archaeologicals:

fun facts!

  • leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
  • stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
  • aristotle tutored alexander the great.
  • abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
  • an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
  • pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
  • pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 
  • oxford university is older than the aztec empire.